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                | 2301: St Hildeburgh’s, 
                  Hoylake, Wirral, England |  
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                | Mystery 
                  Worshipper: Torold. The church: 
                  St Hildeburgh’s, 
                  Hoylake, Wirral, England.
 Denomination: 
                  Church 
                  of England, Diocese 
                  of Chester.
 The building: 
                  A large church of pleasing red terra cotta brick under a slate 
                  roof, with porch and bell tower. The interior is well lit and 
                  colourful. The high altar is impressive and has a wooden reredos 
                  and panelling depicting the Good Shepherd. The west window, 
                  late decorated style, has a representation of Christus Rex. 
                  The south window of the sanctuary is modern painted glass and 
                  shows the Liverpool waterfront and a view of the Mersey. On 
                  the opposite wall in the sanctuary is a huge triptych painted 
                  in the style of the pre-Raphaelites, showing St Hildeburgh with 
                  an angel on each side. The colours are lovely and fresh, almost 
                  as if painted yesterday. An interesting feature of the large 
                  pulpit is its sounding board with fretwork around the top.
 The church: 
                  Judging by the parish news sheet, St Hildeburgh’s tries hard 
                  to reach out to the wider community in Hoylake with its varied 
                  activities. There is ecumenical carol singing in the locality. 
                  The Ark (homeless shelter in Birkenhead) will be feasting on 
                  Christmas goodies provided by St Hildeburgh’s congregation. 
                  School Christmas service in church. Prayer group meets regularly.
 The neighbourhood: 
                  Hoylake is a small seaside town in north-west England near to 
                  Liverpool. The King’s Gap, where the church is sited, is a thoroughfare 
                  with an interesting history. It leads to the sea front at Hoylake, 
                  from where William of Orange set sail with his troops for Ireland. 
                  The Royal Liverpool Golf Course is close by. Shops aplenty, 
                  wine bars and restaurants, all lie along the Row, Market Street. 
                  The artist Turner rented a room on Market Street and commented 
                  on the remarkable sunsets along the coast here. Bracing breezes 
                  blow in from the River Dee with fine views to the Welsh hills.
 The cast: 
                  The Revd Martin Flowerdew, vicar, led the worship and preached.
 The date & time: 4 
                  December 2011, 10.00am.
 
 What was the name of the service?
 The Christmas Tree Festival Service.
 
 How full was the building?
 Less than half full. Plus robed choir of approximately 10 members.
 
 Did anyone welcome you personally?
 A man said hello as he handed me my service sheet and pew sheet.
 
 Was your pew comfortable?
 Yes. I could have sat on it all day and wanted to take it home 
                  with me. It was a rush-bottomed chair with place to put your 
                  books.
 
 How would you describe the pre-service
atmosphere?
 Merry organ music, including "O Tannenbaum", greeted 
                  one on arrival. There was some quiet talking in the ranks. A 
                  little child was amusing himself in the children’s corner.
 
 What were the exact opening words of the
service?
 "The grace and mercy of the Lord Jesus Christ be with you."
 
 What books did the congregation use during the
service?
 Hymns Ancient and Modern, Revised and Mission Praise. 
                  Also a service sheet with prayers and responses.
 
 What musical instruments were played?
 The church pipe organ.
 
 Did anything distract 
                  you?
 I was pleasantly distracted by the sight of around two dozen 
                  Christmas trees arranged down both side aisles, bedecked in 
                  different themes with coloured lights, baubles and tinsel, some 
                  lights being of the flashing variety. These imparted a warm, 
                  cosy glow, reflecting in the red-bricked interior. I felt snug 
                  and at home.
 
 
   
 Was the worship stiff-upper-lip, 
                  happy clappy, or what?
 This was ordinary C of E worship, bordering on middle-of-the-road.
 
 Exactly how long was the sermon?
 13 minutes.
 
 On a scale of 1-10, how good was the preacher?
 9  The Revd Martin Flowerdew (love the name!) bears a 
                  striking resemblance to a certain red-robed seasonal gentleman. 
                  He preached eloquently from notes. It was like listening to 
                  sermons of yesteryear where the preacher expounded on a well-prepared 
                  topic.
 
 In a nutshell, what was 
                  the sermon about?
 The pagan origins of the Christmas tree, the traditional part 
                  they play, and the Christian symbiosis of the Christmas tree. 
                  The decoration of homes and churches with evergreens – holly, 
                  ivy and mistletoe – was seen by some to be pagan. Sacrifices 
                  to the god Thor were made under oak trees. In the 8th century 
                  St Boniface ordered a sacrifice ceremony to stop and the tree 
                  to be felled. A fir tree was found to be growing in the branches. 
                  So rather than seeing this as an act of destruction, it should 
                  be a scene of new life. Instead of looking at different things, 
                  we should look at things differently, in a new way, e.g. observing 
                  the smelly drunk on the street and seeing in him the possibilities 
                  of beauty and love. Christmas trees and their lights remind 
                  us of Christ as the light of the world  and they are pointing 
                  to heaven.
 
 Which part of the service 
                  was like being in heaven?
 I felt very at home here. If this is heaven, then I have made 
                  it! Listening to the sermon, I would have liked some more; I 
                  was just getting in to it and nodding in agreement when it sadly 
                  came to an end.
 
 And which part was like being in... er... the other place?
 The organist did not give much of an introduction to the hymns and tended to romp along at a fair lick. I was quite out of breath by the end!
 
 What happened when you hung around after the service looking lost?
 Two ladies said to me, "Are you coming for refreshments?" 
                  These were billed on the service sheet but it was nice to be 
                  asked. I inspected the Christmas trees and several people spoke 
                  to me; they were pleasant and friendly, and we enjoyed talking 
                  about all the effort and energy that had obviously gone into 
                  putting on this Treefest.
 
 How would you describe the after-service
coffee?
 Tea, coffee and juice, (coffee was fair trade, don’t know about the tea) assorted biscuits, mince pies. Cups and saucers.
 
 How would you feel about 
                  making this church your regular (where 10 = ecstatic, 0 = terminal)?
 9  This church is trying hard to become a hub in the neighbourhood 
                  following an interregnum. The new vicar is very hands-on, apparently, 
                  and gets things done. He appears to lead from the front and 
                  is encouraging. He does all he can to engender the good will 
                  of the parish.
 
 
   
 Did the service make you 
                  feel glad to be a Christian?
 Yes.
 
 What one thing will you remember about all this in seven days' time?
 A little girl in the offertory procession, wearing a pink, sparkly 
                  sequined top.
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