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                | 2295: St Agnes, 
                  New York City |  
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                | Mystery 
                    Worshipper: Acton Bell. The church: 
                    St 
                    Agnes, New York City.
 Denomination: 
                    Roman Catholic, 
                    Archdiocese 
                    of New York.
 The building: 
                  The church sits on East 43rd Street just across from Grand Central 
                  Terminal. A devastating fire in 1992 destroyed all but the exterior 
                  walls of the original 1877 building. The church was rebuilt 
                  in 1998, with a design loosely patterned after the Church of 
                  Il Gesù in Rome, and is the first wholly traditional church 
                  built in the city since the Second Vatican Council. The interior 
                  is in shades of white and gray. The rather small space is packed 
                  with religious art and devotional statues. On either side of 
                  the sanctuary a shallow transept opens up, each holding questionable 
                  reproductions of Renaissance paintings. There are six side chapels, 
                  each with a statue. The eye is drawn to the altar, complete 
                  with altar rail (unusual in a church built in 1998) and triptych 
                  depicting the apotheosis of St Agnes. She seems a lot older 
                  than the 13 year old Agnes who was martyred!
 The church: 
                  Established in 1873 to serve Irish and Italian workers, St Agnes 
                  is the quintessential commuter church, with as many as 36 masses 
                  said on holy days. During the week seven masses are offered 
                  daily, including three half-hour masses at lunch time, and priests 
                  are available to hear confessions in three hour-long blocks 
                  daily. The church's biggest claim to fame is perhaps its long 
                  association with Archbishop Fulton Sheen, America’s first televangelist. 
                  Archbishop Sheen, whose popularity rivaled Lucille Ball in the 
                  early years of television, began his ministry in New York at 
                  St Agnes in 1930, and for many years the church hosted his famous 
                  broadcasts on behalf of the Society for the Propagation of the 
                  Faith. This was also the first parish in the diocese to offer 
                  the mass in Latin after it was allowed in 1988, and a mass in 
                  the extraordinary form has been said every Sunday since. The 
                  church also has strong links to the Irish community. Eamon de 
                  Valera, the first president of Ireland, was baptized here (a 
                  fact memorialized with a brass plaque on the font), and every 
                  St Patrick's day they offer a mass sung in Gaelic, replete with 
                  bagpipes, harps and kilts.
 The neighborhood: 
                    This is midtown Manhattan, home to the largest and busiest 
                    business district in the United States. More than 800,000 
                    people commute to the area daily, with many of those coming 
                    through Grand Central Terminal. Most of the city’s most iconic 
                    skyscrapers, hotels and buildings lie nearby, including the 
                    Chrysler Building (only a block away from St Agnes), the Empire 
                    State Building, Rockefeller Center, the United Nations, The 
                    Waldorf Astoria hotel, and the Citigroup Center, just to name 
                    a few.
 The cast: 
                    The priest wasn't introduced anywhere, and I didn't get his 
                    name when we left. There was also an unnamed lay reader.
 The date & time: 
                  First Sunday of Advent, November 27, 2011, 5.15pm.
 Comment: 
                  We have received a comment 
                  on this report.
 
 What was the name of 
                    the service?
 Sung Mass.
 
 How full was the building?
 I counted exactly 62 people. It is a very intimate space, 
                    so even with that low a number it seemed pretty crowded.
 
 Did anyone welcome you 
                    personally?
 Yes. The custodian who was mopping the vestibule opened the 
                    door for us and welcomed us in.
 
 Was your pew comfortable?
 Not particularly. The pews have an open section at the back, 
                    and I felt as though my rear was sticking out into the pew 
                    behind me, which I can't say is particularly comfortable.
 
 How would you describe 
                    the pre-service atmosphere?
 Extremely quiet. We were among the first to arrive.
 
 What were the exact 
                    opening words of the service?
 "Welcome to St Agnes. Today marks the first time we are 
                  using the new translation of the mass, and you will find cards 
                  in every pew with the changes. I will hold the card up as a 
                  way of alerting you when we are coming to a changed section."
 
 What books did the congregation 
                    use during the service?
 Celebrating the Eucharist. There were also the aforementioned 
                    cards in the pew with the new translation and a handout with 
                    the day's musical selections.
 
 What musical instruments 
                    were played?
 A very warm sounding organ, an opus of the London firm of 
                    Mander Organs, one of the only Mander instruments in New York 
                    City. There was also a choir of what sounded like four voices, 
                    who did a good job with the plainsong chant. (They were in 
                    the choir loft, so I wasn't able to see them to verify.)
 
 Did anything distract 
                    you?
 A family of five arrived late. While making room in the pew 
                    for them, I tried to find more service cards and a couple 
                    of missals. The custodian saw me and came over with materials 
                    for everyone. The rather harried mom at first started to refuse 
                    them, but then said, "Oh shit, everything is all different 
                    now, isn't it?" and took the missals. It was hard not to laugh, 
                    but she sounded so utterly put upon.
 
 
   
 Was the worship stiff-upper-lip, 
                    happy clappy, or what?
 A pretty formal take on the novus ordo, no incense 
                    but plenty of chant. And certainly one way around dealing 
                    with the new translation is to, well, just not translate it. 
                    Much of the mass was in Latin, including the introit, Kyrie, 
                    Gloria, offertory, Sanctus, Agnus Dei, and communion antiphon. 
                    Communion was taken either kneeling or standing at the altar 
                    rail, a kind of mixing the old and the new.
 
 Exactly how long was 
                    the sermon?
 12 minutes.
 
 On a scale of 1-10, 
                    how good was the preacher?
 7  Quite a confident speaker, and the message certainly 
                    fit the spirit of Advent.
 
 In a nutshell, what 
                    was the sermon about?
 Advent is a call to change, and change is one of the major 
                    themes of the season. This is why the changes to the mass 
                    were introduced during this time. We have this time to ask 
                    ourselves how the birth of Jesus has changed our lives and 
                    how we can effect those changes throughout the coming year. 
                    One way we can do this is through the sacrament of reconciliation, 
                    which offers us a new way forward and a way to make more meaningful 
                    changes to our lives.
 
 Which part of the service 
                    was like being in heaven?
 The priest helping everyone out with the changes. He really 
                    did hold the card up to draw our attention to new sections 
                    of the mass, and tended to slow down in the new sections of 
                    the eucharistic prayer and the communion rite to help us hear 
                    the changes better.
 
 And which part was like 
                    being in... er... the other place?
 Definitely some of the wonkiness of the new translation, which 
                    I was really hearing for the first time. Everyone has seemed 
                    to go on about "consubstantial", but to me the most 
                    glaring to my ear was "Lord, I am not worthy that you should 
                    enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall 
                    be healed." I know that this is a very, very literal translation 
                    of Matthew 8:8, but are folks really going to get that? It 
                    sounds so leaden. I also had a problem with translating "he" 
                    and "him" as inclusive of both men and women. While 
                    it might be closer to the Latin, it sounds way too exclusionary 
                    for today.
 
 What happened when you 
                    hung around after the service looking lost?
 Not really a chance to hang around. Everyone just shuffled 
                    out.
 
 How would you describe 
                    the after-service coffee?
 Sadly, no coffee, which was a bummer. It would have been the 
                    perfect chance to hear others' opinions on the changes.
 
 How would you feel about 
                    making this church your regular (where 10 = ecstatic, 0 = 
                    terminal)?
 5  Attempts to elevate the liturgy are certainly attractive 
                    and the plainsong chant was quite good, but I'm not sure how 
                    much community there is, given the volume of commuters.
 
 Did the service make 
                    you feel glad to be a Christian?
 Yes, very much so. It was nice to see a priest make a serious 
                    attempt to shepherd his flock through the new translation.
 
 What one thing will 
                    you remember about all this in seven days' time?
 The rather hot-to-trot St Agnes in the altar triptych. Va 
                    va voom!
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