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            | Find out how to reproduce this report in your church magazine or website. |  |  | 1282: Ampthill Baptist, Ampthill, Bedfordshire, England 
 
  
 Mystery Worshipper: Jael.
 The church: Ampthill Baptist, Ampthill, Bedfordshire, England.
 Denomination: Baptist.
 The building: The exterior of the church is typical of non-conformist 
      chapels built around a similar period, which for some reason always make 
      me feel slightly grey and gloomy. Still, the outside of the building can't 
      help the way it looks, and as the church says on its website, "Our 
      church is the people in it, not the building!" In contrast to the drab 
      exterior, the interior is light and airy, with solid pine doors, fitted 
      carpet, comfortable chairs instead of pews, and refurbished meetings rooms.
 The church: There is clearly a lot going on here, both internally 
      and as part of the wider community of Ampthill town. Indeed, the church 
      is home to Ampthill Flower Festival during June. They also participate in 
      an ecumenical group called Open the Book that goes into schools to take 
      assemblies. The church's website is testimony to many other groups and events 
      they involve themselves in.
 The neighbourhood: I happened upon Ampthill whilst being sent by 
      my office to a training centre in Bedfordshire. It's a small, rather pretty 
      market town with some lovely antique shops, cafes and restaurants  
      in short, a good place to spend an afternoon browsing. From the town's website 
      we learn that Henry III granted a Royal charter for the market in 1219 and 
      renewed it in 1242. Henry VIII was a regular visitor to the castle and its 
      associated hunting grounds. Katherine of Aragon was resident in the castle 
      whilst awaiting the annulment of her marriage to Henry.
 The cast: The Rev. Stephen Plummer, pastor, was unable to take the 
      service that day for reasons I'll expand on momentarily, and so one of the 
      lay pastors filled in. I did write his name down but, sad to say, my handwriting 
      was not improved by my scribbling surreptitious notes on a notebook inside 
      my handbag. The guest preacher was a retired pastor who was father to a 
      member of the congregation; again I didn't get his name.
 The date & time: Pentecost Sunday, 4 June 2006, 10.45am.
 
 What was the name of the service?
 Morning Service.
 
 How full was the building?
 Every row was more than half full, probably about 100 in all. There were 
      people of all ages, even from the elusive 20 to 40 age range.
 
 Did anyone welcome you personally?
 I arrived a little late, and the service was already in full swing . Following 
      the signs to the entrance at the side, I was saved from flinging open the 
      door onto the stage by a nice young man who emerged from one of the warren 
      of rooms on the other side of the corridor. He very kindly pointed me in 
      the direction of the gallery, observing that I might be able to sneak in 
      a little more unobtrusively if I sat up there.
 
 Was your pew comfortable?
 There were no pews. In their place were rows of smartly upholstered and 
      wonderfully soft chairs. And yes, they were comfortable. After years of 
      sitting on woodwormy Victorian pews (and may I just point out here that 
      strips of carpet along the length of the seat do NOT make a difference), 
      it was like sinking on to a cloud.
 
 How would you describe the pre-service
atmosphere?
 Let me tell you instead what the pre-service atmosphere was like in my car. 
      As I set out for church, I became stuck behind an elderly gentleman who 
      drove at a maximum speed of 20 miles an hour. Then just as he turned off 
      the road, a tractor pulled out in front of me towing a trailer full of spent 
      animal substance. By the time I reached the dual carriageway, slightly spattered 
      by bits flying off the trailer, I thought I might still be able to make 
      it on time. Taking the exit marked "Ampthill 2 miles," I discovered 
      that the road was closed and had to take a diversion through a series of 
      pretty villages with thatched cottages and duck ponds. I would have enjoyed 
      them had I not been dodging horses in the road as well as families out for 
      a Sunday stroll. Then I spotted a sign reading "Ampthill 6 miles" 
      and began to climb a steep hill, whereupon my car's exhaust began to make 
      the most extraordinary noise. As I finally drove into Ampthill 10 minutes 
      late, my faulty muffler shattering the serenity of their Sunday morning, 
      I felt as if I'd arrived in a VW camper with "Mystery Worshipmobile" 
      on the side in flashing letters.
 
 What were the exact opening words of the
service?
 I don't know, but I could tell you what they must have been thinking.
 
 What books did the congregation use during the
service?
 The hymn book was Songs of Fellowship, made redundant by the screen 
      on the wall behind the stage. I do enjoy singing without having to mumble 
      into a hymn book, although I expect there are plenty of people who prefer 
      the latter. The Bible was the New International Version and was used by 
      most people to follow the readings.
 
 What musical instruments were played?
 Piano, trumpet, guitar, vocalist and drums. A few moments after I arrived 
      we were treated to a wonderful piano and violin recital by two young women 
      named Rachel and Noelle.
 
 Did anything distract you?
 There were quite a few distractions. From my superior vantage point in the 
      gallery, I spent several minutes trying to see if a nice young man down 
      in the main section was wearing a wedding ring (he was). And my seat was 
      right next to the door through which the children exited for Sunday school, 
      and I found myself being crashed into and almost rocked off my chair several 
      times in succession by eager children.
 
 Was the worship stiff-upper-lip, happy clappy, or
what?
 I'm of that conservative Anglican background that considers "Shine 
      Jesus Shine" happy-clappy. At this service I discovered clapping skills 
      I never knew I had. That said, there were also moments of great peace and 
      solemnity.
 
 Exactly how long was the sermon?
 27 minutes.
 
 On a scale of 1-10, how good was the preacher?
 5  I did listen very hard, and I did take notes, but our guest preacher 
      had a habit of veering off on tangents, and interesting as they were I found 
      it hard to keep up.
 
 In a nutshell, what was the sermon
about?
 The sermon was basically about the fact that Pentecost Sunday marks the 
      birthday of the Church, and the ways in which the Holy Spirit is alive and 
      working today.
 
 Which part of the service was like being in
heaven?
 The reason Pastor Plummer was not there was that a member of the church 
      family was coming to the end of his life, and the pastor was with the gentleman 
      and his family at the local hospice. The lay pastor led the congregation 
      in a time of silence and contemplation, and then prayer. The sense of a 
      loved and valued member of their family being held before God as his life 
      drew to a close was palpable and very moving. I really felt that great strength 
      was being drawn from togetherness. In those few minutes I felt humbled and 
      privileged to be there.
 
 And which part was like being in... er... the other place?
 The band began one particular praise chorus at a tempo so lively that the 
      soloist couldn't keep up. She had to stop them and make them start over, 
      slower this time. And during another praise chorus, all the words flashed 
      before us on the big screen at about a hundred miles an hour. I don't know 
      if the operator sat on a button or what, but it was very funny. The expression 
      "really just" was repeated a few times too often in the prayers: 
      "Lord, we'd like you to really just..." and "Lord, we really 
      just want to...", etc.
 
 What happened when you hung around after the service looking lost?
 This was the moment I was dreading most. At my usual church the collection 
      is opened during coffee, and I had visions of my Mystery Worshipper card being 
      discovered before I could make my getaway. With this in mind I headed downstairs 
      as fast as I could. But then a nice young man (not the same one I had spied 
      from the gallery) said hello, asked me my name, and introduced me to the 
      lady in charge of refreshments.
 
 How would you describe the after-service
coffee?
 I asked if I might have a cup of coffee but was handed tea instead. I'm 
      sure the coffee tasted lovely, but I was too nervous to notice how the tea 
      tasted. After sitting down, I was soon joined by a very nice lady who asked 
      me my name and where I was from. She told me about a healing service scheduled 
      for that evening, and said I might want to rethink my approach to worship. 
      (I've been thinking quite a lot about my approach to worship ever since.) 
      I kept wondering when the doors would slam shut and someone would shout 
      "Silence!" as he unfolded my Mystery Worshipper card. Just then someone 
      really did call for silence and I jumped out of my skin. But it was just 
      an announcement about the youth group. Nevertheless, I was shaken to the 
      point of deciding to take my leave.
 
 How would you feel about making this church your regular (where 10 = ecstatic, 0 = terminal)?
 7  I found the mix of ages and the sense of family really appealing, 
      but I also found the absence of liturgy very hard to take.
 
 Did the service make you feel glad to be a
Christian?
 Yes it did. I think I now realise that I'm an Anglican because I want to 
      be, and not just because that's what I was born into. It helped me see Christianity 
      as a world faith. It also really heartened me that this church is so thriving 
      and happy.
 
 What one thing will you remember about all this in seven days' time?
 The sense of love and peace as they prayed for their brother. I don't think 
      I will quickly forget that.
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