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        1191: Trinity Cathedral, Portland, Oregon, USA 
  
 
  
Mystery Worshipper: The Shy Soprano. 
The church: Trinity Cathedral, Portland, Oregon, USA.  
Denomination: Episcopal Church in the USA. 
The building: A large, grey stone building with three big red doors out front. 
As far as I know, they're rarely opened. Inside, the church is warm, 
with dark woods and amazing acoustics, accented with several icons. 
The church: The cathedral supports many ministries. The widest known is the 
Center for Spiritual Development, which gives classes on spirituality 
and hosts lectures by many widely known authors and spiritual 
leaders.  
The neighborhood: The cathedral is just a few blocks the Pearl District, a trendy area 
of town catering to the cappuccino and Saab crowd. It's also close 
to PGE Park, home of the Portland Beavers minor leauge baseball 
team. The immediate neighborhood is mostly apartments. 
The cast: The Very Rev. William Lupfer, Celebrant; The Rev. Canon Marianne 
Wells Borg, Preacher; The Rev. Valerie Ivey and The Rev. Maureen 
Hagen, Deacons. 
The date & time: March 1, 2006, at 7:00pm.
  
What was the name of the service? 
Ash Wednesday, featuring Fauré's Requiem. 
 
How full was the building? 
About three-quarters full at the beginning, half full after the Imposition of the 
ashes, and quarter full after the eucharist. In the beginning, I'd say there 
were probably 300 people, not including the choir 
and orchestra.  
 
Did anyone welcome you personally? 
A gentleman smiled at me as I was picking up a bulletin. That's 
about  it, although I did sneak in by a door close to the nave. 
 
Was your pew comfortable? 
It was okay, although I kept ruching up the padding with my 
wiggling. 
  
How would you describe the pre-service
atmosphere? 
The harpist was tuning and people were chatting softly... except for 
one couple seated behind me. From their conversation, both of 
them were there more for the music offerings than the spiritual 
ones.
  
What were the exact opening words of the
service? 
"Bless the Lord who forgives all our sins." This came after a stately 
processing of the choir and clergy and the Introit and Kyrie. The 
Introit and Kyrie did not begin until the choir was completely 
arranged, so I'd say the first spoken words weren't until almost 15 
minutes after the processional cross passed the threshold of the 
sanctuary.  
 
What books did the congregation use during the
service? 
The good old 1982 Hymnal for one hymn, leaflet for responses and 
translations of the Latin anthems.  
 
What musical instruments were played? 
Full string orchestra. They were behind a screen, though, so I could 
only see a harpist, three violinists, a cellist, and a double bass 
player. 
  
Did anything distract you? 
Yes. Unfortunately, most of the distractions were probably of my 
own making. Due to the performance focus of the liturgy, there was 
little for me to do but sit back and enjoy the music. That got old 
after about 15 minutes, and my ADD kicked in. I was writing letters 
to friends for later, having inappropriate giggle fits and attempting 
to cough up a lung while debating what the strange, screened 
niches high on the wall between each of the stained glass windows 
were for. 
 
Was the worship stiff-upper-lip, happy clappy, or
what? 
Stiff upper lip, what with the Latin and the choir and the orchestra. 
  
Exactly how long was the sermon? 
9 minutes. 
 
On a scale of 1-10, how good was the preacher? 
7. 
 
In a nutshell, what was the sermon
about? 
Liturgy is a door through which Something Else can enter. I got the 
impression that the sermon was aimed mostly at those who were just visiting 
for the music performance and had little familiarity with 
Christianity and the season of Lent.  
 
Which part of the service was like being in
heaven? 
Every time the choir sang. It was transcendent, and they managed 
to fill the building with resonating sound. 
  
And which part was like being in... er... the other place? 
The liturgy felt a little tacked on to the musical performance, like 
someone tried to wedge the two together with a shoehorn and it 
didn't quite mesh. For example, after the breaking of the bread, the 
choir sang Agnus Dei. The poor celebrant was stuck behind the 
altar as they sang the song for a good three minutes, and then he 
got to say "The gifts of God for the people of God." The entire 
service lasted for two hours, with plenty of silent times where 
singing and liturgical action could have co-existed. For a service on 
a school night, even a special performance, it was too long.  
 
What happened when you hung around after the service looking lost? 
I was essentially herded outside by the rest of my fellow 
worshippers. The clergy were lined up in an arc effectively blocking 
off the rest of the cathedral grounds and shuttling us towards the 
parking lot. I had a long commute in front of me, so I followed the 
crowd and went home. 
 
How would you describe the after-service
coffee? 
No coffee was provided. I could have used it for the drive home. 
  
How would you feel about making this church your regular (where 10 = ecstatic, 0 = terminal)? 
4  The music was wonderful, and I know from other visits their choir 
is superb all year round. However, the large size of the cathedral 
seems to me to provide more anonymity than I appreciate. I didn't 
find out an acquaintance was at the same service until we talked on 
Friday at work.  
 
Did the service make you feel glad to be a
Christian? 
Yes. Definitely. No matter how much I complain about the length of 
the service. 
  
What one thing will you remember about all this in seven days' time? 
The celebrant looking almost bored during the Agnus Dei, and the 
soloist during the Pie Jesu. 
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